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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 12:01

What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

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From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

What does it mean to dream about demons possessing people, and what can be done about this dream that keeps occurring for years?

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why is India lagging behind China in economic development when India is a democracy while China isn’t?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?